Oh, well, damn.
hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck
friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
isnt that a panic at the disco album
gettin real tired of my own bullshit
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.
they yelled at me.