The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)
cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing
And that boys and girls is why you are supposed to wear a helmet.
remember when instead of touchpads laptops had those keyboard nipple things
sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like
to tell or not to tell
This is me on so many levels.
A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.
Is that… a frisbee?
He just wants to play catch
What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.
Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”
And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.
I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift
mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?
i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings
what does rofl stand for
rise our father lucifer
*eats 4 slices of pizza*
im so full
*eats another 4 slices of pizza*
i love that kai partakes in this.