this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned
"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
I love this?
I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.
snow is more fun for some than others.
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
when you have a really good idea but don’t know how to do the thing
finding lube in ur moms room
WAIT SHIT WRONG IMAGE WRONG IMAGE ABOU=RT ABORT
pro = good
con = bad
wake up america
If “pro” is the opposite of “con”, what’s the opposite of “progress”?
*slow clapping it out*
pic taken by my dad:)
workin on my senior art show piece!! so excited I’ll be doing a series of three!
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm